dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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