VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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