just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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