Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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