I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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