Porn is love you can see.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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