Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He told me they were just razor bumps!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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