my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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