it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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