I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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