okay pat passed out under dana's car
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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