I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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