I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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