Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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