i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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