dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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