she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Two words: blizzard sex
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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