I got chris browned last night
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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You took a bar mat shot.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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