wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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