I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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