do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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