Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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