dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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