Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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