Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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