some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm both gender and math confused
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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