we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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