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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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