HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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