his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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