Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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