so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
why is half of my head shaved?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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