quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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