If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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