It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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