Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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