Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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