I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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