I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I got inside last night via doggy door
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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