Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Your shirt... Was in my pants
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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