my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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