I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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