I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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