Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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