you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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