oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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