I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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