Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Randomize