it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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