"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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